Just saying!

If you can read and write, and you know the difference between lunching and launching, you know when to use the word couple and when to add an s to denote more than one, as in a married couple or otherwise couples associated romantically; if you know when to use an apostrophe plus an s where it is necessary to show ownership or association, and some Yale University-looking graduate of a lady that doesn’t have an ounce of intellectual curiosity, and cannot even string together a coherent sentence says you’re not her type, take pride my friend, rejoice! It could’ve been worse – and this piece is not about me.