Living this life is not unlike surfing the internet. Sometimes it is so
fast but other times it decelerates. Sometimes some browsers won’t respond as expected, and so you need to refresh them occasionally
or close everything and open them on a whole new set of tabs.
Sometimes a crash may occur and you’ll be there thinking “oh, this
stupid internet is at it again,” but no; buggy toolbars or browser add-ons can
cause that kind of annoyance. Try to run things without these needless add-ons and
see if you won’t be at an advantage. In case you’re confused right now, these add-ons
are those who’ll strongly dislike and want to ruin everything you do, but still
play the role of friends - some you don’t even know beyond social media.
They’re highly contagious and so cunning that they can hide very tragic schemes
behind their smiles, but you can easily tell because the smiles are usually
depressed and fireless, like the smile I had to force this morning – even though
the joke was terrible, I smiled in order to make the joker feel better.
Now once you notice just one classic sign of guilt or malfunction, disable
the individual (add-on) and don’t wait until the whole truth eventually
surfaces because that may be too late.
To disable: go to Start, then Tools, and then click Manage Add-ons. Under
Show, click All Add-ons. The add-ons you’ll see will probably be: hypocrites,
ingrates, backstabbers, toadies, liars, jealous arse idiots, etc. Click the one
you want to disable, and then click on Disable. Repeat this step for every
add-on you want to disable until finish. Then thank me if you’re done and finally
free. Now disregard this suggestion and get ready to live a desperately dependent
life.
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