In one ‘NOisey Jamaica’ episode, I heard
Chronixx say: “mankind is no longer interested in anything that doesn’t have a
curse behind it” and he is right. If truth be told, human interest is hardly in
the best interest of human beings and that’s no sarcasm. See what was able to
make the headlines:
“A New York judge granted two chimpanzees (lab
animals), Hercules and Leo of Stony Brook University, the right to have their
day in court” - and they could be considered "legal persons"
in the eyes of the law you know. Maybe very soon we’ll have
chimpanzees as legal representatives.
Anyway, in a separate nonsense: “according to
new research, the average erect penis length is just over 13 centimetres, or
around 5 inches” – the researchers said they studied more than 15,000 penises
to determine this. Imagine how many
hungry mouths that research money can feed, but that’s not their business. They’re
only interested in the size of a tool. Mtchew!!
Meanwhile, “wild chimps in Uganda have learned
to look both ways when crossing the roads.” Isn’t that awesome? Actually something
most humans don’t do - I am a driver so I know. I guess the theory of evolution
and certainly devolution isn’t so weird after all.
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