Problem'o!

See, people may not mind you saying whatever you want to say, but they have every right to mind listening - and just because they choose the latter doesn’t mean they hate you, but if you think anyone that fails to afford you an ear hates you, then that’s your problem.

That was problem number one. Now problem number two is when you’re fond of writing off everything that’s not your doing, thinking perhaps nothing is within other people’s capabilities, or nothing is good enough without your involvement.

You know you’re becoming your own problem if you have a problem with everyone including those you call your best friends – and last of all, if you’re like Omar Touray, so gripped by everyone’s problem, then my friend fasten your seat belts and get ready to lead an unreasonably bumpy, awkward and difficult life.

Before I finish! You know you’re everyone’s problem if you’re fond of grinding your food with your mouth open, and even more awful if you keep talking whiles chewing like that - no matter how compelling your conversation may be, you’ll only end up being a bloody turn off – I thought I should add that. Ma Daha Ganarr Wahalleh Suma Sorhla