Saturday 10 September 2016

Rule of engagement:

Don't write a cheque if your ass can't cash it. For instance, if you find yourself engaging the attention of a high-maintenence customer service assistant, don't act all cute thinking she'll if you ask her out. It's her job to be nice on behalf of the company.

But if you must hit on her, be my guest. Just don't discount the possibility of bouncing out like a bounced cheque, or feeling gutted like a reject that you aren't, and that is if she doesn't screw you over, give you hope, and then rip it away like 'sobukay paraarch!'

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