Thursday 2 March 2017

The thievery...

Some village got so sick of the thievery. So they met and decided that anyone caught will have what he stole shoved in the ass. A guy was caught stealing berries like he didn’t know what time it was. As the punishment was being carried out, he was howling as if he was being circumcised for a second time without anaesthesia. Then there was clamour from a surging crowd outside: “Saachay, saachay!” it was another thief. “What did that one steal?” Dude asked. “He stole some fruits from the chief’s coconut palm.” Folks replied. “Really, coconuts?” Dude enquired, then he busted into laughter. Apparently, unless all accounts are told, everyone thinks his burden is the heaviest.

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