So, his was artificial Intelligence…

So we were playing our word game and minding our own business. But perhaps because of our appearance, this very massively suited guy thought we didn’t know book. He stopped off as if scrabble is his game, then he looked at the tiles on the game-board, pointed to the word ‘phlegm’ and then with elegance he said:

“This is not ‘A’ English word.”

But I swear down we didn’t laugh, we felt sorry, knowing he’s one of those scruffy suit wearers who give legitimate suit wearers a bad name, and unfortunately 98% of those you see all over the place dressed in poorly-tailored hefty suits, swinging hopeless keys and walking like they’re suffering from chronic hip pains are like that.