Thursday 21 September 2017

Excuse explicit content ...

Olof Njie neh diganteh jekarr ak jabarr, kersah gi waruta barri. (Between a husband and wife, too much shame is a turnoff) - here's a true story:

He was 60 something, married this fine 22 year old. First night abed, acting all 'moka pojj' (alluring), the girl offered a sensual massage. All was good until she got to the man's most remote and farthest.

"Bloody hell! Are you mad? Can't you see I'm your dad's contemporary?" The man yelled. The young lady apologised for her manners and shied to sleep.

Each night thereafter, the lady will wear her tastiest nightgown, do a lil cock-tease and then she'll retire for the night. Night seven, the man was so horny he couldn't concentrate. He thought it's about time he redeems himself:

"Yowe suday lu ndao lolu motah nga merr beh teye amm, mooti'ngini. Dehfal lula nekh?" (It's like you're still mad at me? Look, here's arse. Do whatever the heck you please)

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