This mad looking guy saw a corporately dressed
chap coming out of the bank, he moved towards him in an attempt to ask for some
lunch money. The man was like “Hey! Not today [emptying both pockets containing
only D100], I left my cheque-book at home and you don't expect me to give you
my very last?”. “Well! That shouldn’t be a big deal”, the mad guy countered
Now, that statement angered the gentleman, and
he said, “Evidently not, I bet providing for family is something you’re not
familiar with”. The witty mad guy said, “Ho Ho Sir! I only meant well, I was
going to suggest that since you’re having D100, and on account of your looming
obligations, why not go in there and ask for a blank cheque leaf, it shouldn’t
cost you more than half of what you have; that will be more sensible than
having to come back another day”
The gentleman was taken aback; “I thought
you’re mad?” he asked. “Yes, I am only MENTALLY ILL but not stupid, and not all
mental or psychiatric disorders are in the vein of lack of common sense”, he
retorted.... I grinned hard and left the place
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