This man...

Good taste is relative, but none can bury the fact that this man is the real deal. This man was thought to come and change nothing but the complexion of the White House, but he markedly reformed directions. This man raised the bar so high that America will no longer be satisfied with mediocrity. This man is a confidence giver - one who when he speaks gives you faith in the validity of your dreams.

This man is a gentleman, an epitome of hope, propriety, class, grace, charm, eloquence, and dignity - perhaps why this man is the most admired man in the world. This man knows the value of women and family, and he respects every person’s right to basic human dignity. In a world choked by un-presidential presidents, this man and his maintained a class of their own - so dignified and confident that they became the standard by which First Family demeanour is measured.

Even where circumstances got rough and real, this man was able to maintain equanimity - no mood swings. This man is as nice to his peers and the privileged as he is to the janitor. He is a man of many firsts, a man who blew apart walls of divide and built bridges of unity. This man is the coolest President of all time and my adoptive but in fact not-so-distant cousin. Now I’m getting all emotional, wishing this man was ours.