Thursday 5 January 2017

The denial in not knowing…

Two kids were talking facts and one said to the other: "Once a 7 foot 200 pound bull shark bit off a boy’s arm, the uncle dived in after the shark, wrestled it to shore, got it shot by a ranger, retrieved the boy’s arm and it was sewn back on."

Grandma overhead their conversation, paused her prayer like: "huh!" The kid insisted: "Belahi (I swear) grandma!" Grandma's now angry: "you'll place a curse upon your future with these your obvious lies, idiot!"

See, this is the problem with stating a fact that's too incredible to be true, only those who know will agree - and it turned out that the kid was right. The incident happened in July 2001 and the injured kid's name is Jesse Arbogast.

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