Class act!

Class act is when a lady goes on a date, then to the ladies' room to take a selfie, poses in front of the mirror, angles her hip to make the ass look huge, snaps: krakatch, krakatch, krakatch - comes back to the table, selects the best pic, uploads it, now waiting for the endorsements to roll in so she can reply as follows: “aww, thanks hun!” “It's for you bae!” “Oyofal rek my D!” “Banj nga merr…” etc.

Even those random pervs who comment about the stiffy they had from gawking at her pic will get to get a wink in assent, or an "Aww, wow, really? Thanks luv!" Meanwhile, her man is busying himself with the food, occasionally smiling in acquiescence, perhaps because he's too naive, too foolish, too helpless, the love too real, or him too nice a guy to see anything wrong with what looks like his passivity and innocence being preyed on.