Two types of friends:

There are two types of friends: a friend “because of” and a friend “in spite of”. The friend “in spite of” is the one that stays true regardless of your weirdness. The one who’ll stick up for you and your honour without your knowledge and won’t bother to tell you, because he expects nothing and probably don't want to upset you with a matter he’s already dealt with.

The friend “because of” is the one who’s there to reap, and the one you tend to accept with open arms because he can suck up, tell you the bad side of everyone but himself, feed you with miseries of what others say about you, but that’s just to bring your mood down on those people, and he’ll never say what he did or said in all that. In fact you may not know how undependable he is until you have a beef.

When in dire state, he’ll want you to pin your ears back for him, but never willing to do the same for you because your distress is not his concern. In fact if you come with your troubles, he’ll feel like he’s successfully drained your strength and now you’re making him a dumping ground. So he’ll depress you even more by ditching you for a new prey...Bloody Vermin!