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Just because we share a single bed doesn’t mean we should share the same dreams. So yes, when you were dreaming of owning ‘Dreamers & Co Ltd.’ I was going through constant wet dreams, but that doesn’t mean I should wallow in sorrow, should I? Didn’t they say: “it’s not always the people who start out the smartest who end up the smartest”?

In this life, some people will make it without much effort and others must mess up nineteen times before the twentieth attempt can turn into a success. Some who started out as shitheads may find intelligence later in life. Some will spend their life in the hunt for greatness whereas others don’t even have to be good in order to be great.

Those who formerly screwed up their sense of God may try to claim sainthood, but who are we to judge them, especially when everyone is seeking recovery from something, someway, somehow. For myself, I am not even going to judge ‘Miss Slutty’ if she claims to be a born-again virgin. However, if she carries on with avoidable foolishness, hoping that her ripeness is an inevitable guarantee, then she’s a terrible optimist and that kind of optimism can lead to lifelong fuckery.