This teenage daughter came home
one day and was like “Mooom, Daaad - I am pregnant”. Her mom yelled, “SUBHANALLAH! So this is why my fortune-teller’s prophecy never came true. He had
asked me to give the offering to a virgin, but I was so naïve to think you’re
still untouched.”
The girl rolled her eyes and
said: “but moooom, I thought you said a baby is a blessing from God?”
Her dad who was seemingly minding
his own business cleared his throat and said: “Preach my daughter, don’t mind
your selfish mother, a win is a win, now how many months is it?” The girl said
“just a month dad”, and her dad was like: “PERFECT! Then you’ll probably be
delivered of my grandchild by my 35th birthday” - Awesome!
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