The buffering human being...

You know that feeling when you’re trying to watch an online video with an internet speed like ours, and you have to wait against your will before it can play without stuttering. Shit’s called “buffering” - but even more annoying than a buffering video is a buffering human being.

You know those yawn-inducing people that are so slow on the uptake that you cannot even engage them in ordinary gossip without getting upset, because they’ll want you to go into every detail, as if you’re that pathetic.

See this gossip that I engaged in for instance:

“Boy, I think Ojo is bored of his girl.” He asked: “which Ojo?” I murmured: “the one standing behind.” Then he said: “but there is no Ojo behind you.” Now I retorted but softly: “Shhh! I mean Ebou, “Ojo” is just a code.” Now he got it, but he asked: “why did you say he’s bored?” I said “because he flirts with every girl he chances on.” Now he wants to know the names of those girls, where they live, how “Ojo” flirted with them, how I knew it was a flirt, and so on - In the end, I just had to give the fuck up

A common ailment between an idiot, a retard and a person like this is the inability to quickly overstand issues or to draw logical conclusions.

Theirs is not unlike the Donkey-Syndrome. Remember I once said on here that the reason why the donkey brays at the dead of night is because that’s the time it can make sense of the day's events. So whenever it calls something to mind and a certain humour strikes, it goes about hee-hawing the whole place – and you know you're not unlike a "buffering person" if you cannot make sense out of this piece *winks*