Thursday, 26 March 2015

Like 55 year-olds at 20something...o.O

When they become fed up or frustrated about their lives, they become so badly maintained that their age accelerates inexplicably, looking like 55 year-olds at 20something. So instead of fixing their untimely wear and tear, they become terminally insecure. 

The type of toxic emotion that they develop wouldn’t let them celebrate their own grace, even though everyone has something to celebrate - some are beautifully chubby with amazing curves, some gorgeously slim, some long legs, some great waists and flat abs, some cute boobs and round behinds, some high cheekbones, some incredibly natural hair or complexion, some gracefully Hijab’d, etc. 

In spite of this, is like worn-out people want everyone to remain wretched, thinking it’s normal to lose their looks to age, but how normal is it to look like your grandma at 20something? They cannot even differentiate between growing up and growing old and are inclined to become Fatwa-giving haters, forbidding everything that makes others stunning. 

Each time a certain age mate’s figure or body type is afforded compliment in their presence, or when they see them in great shape and perhaps heartbreakingly younger than them, their insecurity sparks off, and they start condemning them for refusing to get old, as if it is a crime to look young.

If you ask me, feel great about yourself, so that even if you’re not so beautiful, you could still have the flair to be able to stun anyone into insensibility – the Senegalese singer says: “Jiggen Bou Beugay Am Manoray, Day Jongeh Teh Barri Feem” and she’s right, a lady is worth her salt when she has the capacity to do her ‘thing’ well.   

Jealous remarks like the following are just uncalled-for: 

“Ki Suma Magut, Kon Suma Morom La, Defa Banya Mag Rek - Ki Fekkeh Bi Yallah Don Pentirr Asaman Si - Defaa Haleh Haleh Lu, Wye Mor Mag Cherreh – Su Wrinkle Fighter Amuton Nga Guiss Derri Jessit Wolahi.” 

Translation:
We’re age mates, she is just refusing to get old – she was present when God was painting the skies – she’s only acting young, but she’s older than couscous – if not for her use of anti-wrinkles, her alligator skin would’ve been exposed.

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