Concrete respect to President Goodluck Jonathan for acting in good faith
and reaching out to Muhammadu Buhari through what they call the ‘golden call’,
that was a true manifestation of CLASS. I hope Mr. President-elect will provide
that which is expected, which of course includes respecting the electoral process
that brought him to power….Afrika Dream Again!!!!!
Tuesday, 31 March 2015
Nigeria Decides!
Congratulations to all Nigerians for making Elections2015 a success. I
am not celebrating individual victory here, I celebrate democracy and the fact
that every sensationalist ‘tell-lie-vision’ channel covering events in Nigeria
and expecting the usual to happen will today either say their piece without
editorial bias or hold their peace.
The Internet and I
Since the bond between the Internet and I is based on both admiration
and irritation, I am going to need a super intelligent hoax detection app to
curb the irritation bit, and to make sure I confirm everything that appears on
my timeline before reacting - Je ne peux prendre aucun risque.
So much self-serving claims and propaganda these days and it’s becoming
so damn creepy. Sometimes you read something and go bonkers only to realise
that you were just furious about nothing. Other times you’re in a state of
euphoria, but until you realise that the cause of your delight was just a
mirage.
On top of its many advantages, the internet has become a hub for
distorted truths and personal opinions conveyed as facts - a place where almost
everyone is a news channel and anyone can say: “you know what, you're all
wrong, I'm right”, fabricating anything just to sway the opinion of
defectively-educated people to any direction, but that’s no fun.
If you ask me, don’t trust anything you see, find out or believe without
checking it clean. Don’t even trust me or this piece you’re reading because
it’s on the internet.
Monday, 30 March 2015
Isn’t he perfect?
I think I saw the ‘prophet’ today,
but if that’s blasphemous then I'll rephrase and say today I saw someone whose
personality is as good as it is impossible to be - but I think he was just
putting on airs.
See what he said to me - and this is
not the whole lot, but in exactly the same words as were used:
“Boy giss nga man, duma mandi, duma
fen, duma saga, duma saacha, duma tapalleh, duma jowe, musuma orr ken, musuma
tonj ken, tey lu nekut suma bos mba affaire duma ko jeggeh”
Meaning: He doesn’t lie, use bad
language, get stoned, steal, cheat, gossip, betray, offend or take advantage of
anyone, and he stays away from that which is not his or his business…Ha! In
this day and age? What can I say but well done - well-bomboclaat-done star!
Be Thankful!
When people around you do something
right, praise them for it. It will only encourage them to do more. Sometimes
doers may humbly pretend to not care about the credit; I do that all the time,
but the fact is, it doesn’t hurt to be credited for what you’ve done right. In
fact there is no human being who doesn’t want to be appreciated.
Having thanked God as the
Creator/Facilitator of all actions, the person that is without jealousy finds
it right to thank the agent (sabab, cause or reason) through whom came a
certain blessing, by saying: “I got this or was able to do this through
so-and-so,” and not only holding the agent responsible when it is a misfortune.
Wolof Njie says:”ku gereumul nit, du
gereum yallah” – meaning: ‘if you are not thankful for the support received
from people that you can see, then you’ll more than likely not be grateful for
the blessings received from God that you cannot see’, and that’s true.
William Arthur Ward says the
‘gereum’ or thankfulness is useless if not expressed. He said: "Feeling
gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving
it."- Have a great week ahead – and be thankful even for this Social
Networking App that has made the sharing of this piece of reminder possible!
Sunday, 29 March 2015
You can't afford to....
You cannot be broke and not be broken in a
world where being broke is not unlike a crime. I mean you cannot afford to be
broke in a world where you don’t even make sense if you aren't making money.
You cannot afford to be a compulsive giver or
not be frugal in a world where when you become broke, the first people to roast
you will be the very people you were of assistance to.
You cannot afford to be clueless or be ignorant
in a world where everyone is (or pretends to be) conscious, or where everyone
seems to know a little beyond everyone else’s knowledge.
You’ll be so naive to sit and wait for approval
of what you do, knowing you live in a world where people are naturally so
disinclined that even saying something nice about someone else is
objectionable.
You’ll be foolish to ask for relationship
advice from someone who sees all loving women as money-orientated beings, and
caring guys as weak-willed men that will do, wear, think and say whatever their
woman tell them to.
You cannot afford to share your private matters
with an 'okra-mouth' and expect him/her not to repeat it to others. Well,
except if you believe that the “virgin” going through an abortion in the
maternity ward is indeed a virgin.
You cannot expect recognition for or as an
accomplished autodidact in a world where not having a diploma is not unlike a
disease.
You cannot afford to share plans of a bigger
life with someone who’s always finding excuses or blaming the evil hand for not
being able to achieve what he or she should have achieved.
You cannot afford to waste your energy talking
to a people who’ll always take offence in everything, including the things
you’re yet to say.
You cannot look forward to be treated like
you’re making sense in a world that’s so passionate about nonsense – and I
don’t know if I am making any sense, but that’s none of my business.
Saturday, 28 March 2015
Yalna Sutura Yaga!
The other day, I offered this long lost Idren a
ride, and we were reminiscing about how he used to be a fan of my basketball
showmanship. He said his big brother, my friend from long time who’s now living
abroad called and was asking about me, and whether I am still ayard. He said he
told him:
“Yeah, Wye Mike Mungi Ovala Cool” -That I am
still around but living large.
I laughed my ass out knowing that kid was
clueless about the fact that even the car I was riding was borrowed and that as
I was with him, I was only Two Hundred and Twenty-Five Dalasis and Fifty Bututs
(D225.50) rich :-D
That's a confirmation of the fact that no
matter how bad things are with you, someone somewhere is thinking so highly of
you, or perhaps has it worse than you do.
“Kuneh Sa Xetu Ngemba Doye Na La Bandaxndiku.”
Feeling untroubled and stress-free does not
mean you’re free from trouble. You’re only able to avoid them to the extent
that you can, and perhaps able to cope with the ones that are bound to happen,
which of course will include tweaking the cause of the trouble in order to
rebuild yourself.
So whether it is your lack of action, a
seasonal storm, a natural traumatic life experience or betrayal by someone you
had opened your heart to, there will certainly be something in your life that
will bother you, but that’s how life works anyways.
In fact those whose lives you think are perfect
are at the end of the day not perfect. That perfection you see is only an
imperfect perception of an eager beholder, and the day you think your life is
perfect is the day it is even more flawed.
Some people may fake it, but if you ask me,
that’s the wrong handling. In reality, they have more problems than you and I.
Theirs is a problem inside a problem, because faking it just to keep the
imperfect perfect is in itself an inconvenience.
What a terrible backside if those troubles we
hide behind closed doors should come into view - Nauzubillah Min Zalik! But
that's none of my business, since trying to be the Omar that I want to be is
already enough stuff to deal with. I guess “Kuneh Sa Xetu Ngemba Doye Na La
Bandaxndiku.”
Friday, 27 March 2015
Sometimes I just want to declare certain things improbable...
Just because it’s a Friday, some
people will pray for you even if you say you want to rewind time, or maybe live
without death - and they’ll expect you to say Amen.
Me - my life is not a burial ground
for hopes, but I hate to comfort myself with false hopes, just as I can't bear
promises that have no foreseeable chance of coming to fruition.
Most of all, I dislike it when the
promisor gives his word with a smile, like those fake smiles that some people
wear when taking their occasional ‘we-(wish-we-could)-love-our-lives’ selfies.
When I am broke and/or broken, I
appreciate everyone that tries to cheer me up, but not when the cheerer is
acting as if he’s got everything figured out, like he’s God’s envoy to planet
earth and had already tabled my case before Him, so it’s just a matter of time.
Sometimes I want to declare certain
things improbable, so that when they happen, they’ll come as pleasant
surprises. In fact, the feeling of fulfillment then is without equal. SO if I
choose to be bleak about the coming of something, I prefer to be left alone,
especially when that thing is not my only reason for living.
Thursday, 26 March 2015
Like 55 year-olds at 20something...o.O
When they
become fed up or frustrated about their lives, they become so badly maintained
that their age accelerates inexplicably, looking like 55 year-olds at
20something. So instead of fixing their untimely wear and tear, they become
terminally insecure.
The type of toxic emotion that they develop wouldn’t
let them celebrate their own grace, even though everyone has something to
celebrate - some are beautifully chubby with amazing curves, some gorgeously
slim, some long legs, some great waists and flat abs, some cute boobs and round
behinds, some high cheekbones, some incredibly natural hair or complexion, some
gracefully Hijab’d, etc.
In spite of this, is like worn-out people want
everyone to remain wretched, thinking it’s normal to lose their looks to age,
but how normal is it to look like your grandma at 20something? They cannot even
differentiate between growing up and growing old and are inclined to become
Fatwa-giving haters, forbidding everything that makes others stunning.
Each time a certain age mate’s figure or body type is
afforded compliment in their presence, or when they see them in great shape and
perhaps heartbreakingly younger than them, their insecurity sparks off, and
they start condemning them for refusing to get old, as if it is a crime to look
young.
If you ask me, feel great about yourself, so that even
if you’re not so beautiful, you could still have the flair to be able to stun
anyone into insensibility – the Senegalese singer says: “Jiggen Bou Beugay Am
Manoray, Day Jongeh Teh Barri Feem” and she’s right, a lady is worth her salt
when she has the capacity to do her ‘thing’ well.
Jealous remarks like the following are just
uncalled-for:
“Ki Suma Magut, Kon Suma Morom La, Defa Banya Mag Rek
- Ki Fekkeh Bi Yallah Don Pentirr Asaman Si - Defaa Haleh Haleh Lu, Wye Mor Mag
Cherreh – Su Wrinkle Fighter Amuton Nga Guiss Derri Jessit Wolahi.”
Translation:
We’re age mates, she is just refusing to get old – she
was present when God was painting the skies – she’s only acting young, but
she’s older than couscous – if not for her use of anti-wrinkles, her alligator
skin would’ve been exposed.
Wednesday, 25 March 2015
Just help!
“When we give cheerfully and accept
gratefully, everyone is blessed” – Maya Angelou
In my opinion, cheerful giving
doesn't necessarily have to be with a smile, but with absolutely no strings
attached, and accepting gratefully means not having that blinkered attitude of
speculating that the one willing to help has an ulterior motive for trying to
help.
If you’re going to speak or act in
support of someone, let it be in the interest of making life wonderful for that
person - and anything less than taking pleasure in the difference you were able
to make in that person’s life will naturally translate to envy, thereby
rendering your intention shady.
Monday, 23 March 2015
Try to be left the hell alone..
In our time, no compliment can be kindlier
than being called a loner. As a matter of fact, it’s a confirmation of your
preference to be left the hell alone, and how you wouldn’t rest your comfort
and worth on society’s approval.
People take me for a weirdo when I
say this, but that’s before they get played by the very people that they share private
matters with - that’s the time they appreciate why I prefer to separate myself
from a good number circles – be it social, relational or occupational.
For my part, progress has been healthy
so far, because I don’t feel obligated to be part of any group, especially seeing how most
groups end up being barely audible because of disagreeing purposes. I don’t have
to worry about any rivalry, infighting, changeable characters, or about folks blowing
petty things out of proportion.
I try to do what I think is proper even
if I am going to be left without a friend. I don’t want to dress like anyone. In
fact I wear Khaftan on Mondays and Jeans on Fridays - that way, I wouldn’t look
like anyone. I don’t write or speak like anyone - I have my own accent, but
that’s because I am not anyone – and when folks do their dhikr, I respect them,
but I meditate alone.
If I don’t have the time, I don’t
put myself under any pressure to grace any social gathering. I can always make
up for the ones I need to, and I don’t care who boycotts mine. Hungry people
will come anyways, even if uninvited – and i am if you think I am on an ego trip right now.
Last but not least, if I should die
before y’all, and you have the time to do an epitaph for me, let it say: “In
memory of Mr. 'Leave-me-the-hell-alone' RIP.”
Saturday, 21 March 2015
Bullen Nyu Horh!
Ha! Sometimes the way these ladies
couch it, it sounds as if relational heartbreaks are a feminine problem and I
think that’s incorrect. I can confirm that these things come either ways - and
just like women, men too can be perpetrators as well as victims of crushing
relational distresses.
On a serious note, just like it
wouldn't be fair for a man to punish an entire congregation of righteous women
for the sin of just one bad woman, it is equally unfair for a woman to express
disapproval of ALL men as a consequence of the jackassery of just one
jerk.
Sometimes you just need to move on
like "hakuna matata." Perhaps he wants you to desperately worry like
there's no other. I am not being ruthless and I am not saying do not give
REASONABLE vent to it. I do that all the time - it’s a healthy thing, If there
is someone you can confide in that is, since not many people are good at
keeping private matters of other people.
Collateral Enmity
In truth, nobody wants to be
disliked. We all want to be loved, but they say “if everybody loves you,
something is wrong...” you should “find at least one enemy to keep you alert.”
They say “if nobody hates you, you're doing it wrong.”
The more I grow up, the more I
appreciate this fact, and the more I overstand that trying to get back at all
my enemies will only lead to new enemies that are incidental to those supposed
enemies; ‘collateral enemies’ if you like, and I think that’s preventable.
Friday, 20 March 2015
Torpid Media
We all post and say stuff on social media, but
at the end of the day, I am of the view that we can only be responsible for
what we intend to achieve with what we post, and not for what others take our
posts to mean, especially in a world where people only pick out what they want
to see.
I also don’t think we should be responsible for
any added personalised message or the individual objectives of those who share
our posts. If our social media liability cannot be excused in the above
conditions, then this wonderful invention is but the most torpid innovation
ever.
Thursday, 19 March 2015
“Gambians don’t feel comfortable to be critiqued”
It is almost generally held that
“Gambians don’t feel comfortable to be critiqued” - but I don’t think that
notion holds in all cases. I believe folks are sometimes not okay with
criticisms not because they’re easily upset, but because some haters disguise
themselves as constructive critics, so that they can hate on everything you do,
and without offering any well-reasoned opinion that can improve your work.
Whenever such people are asked to
comment on something, they have this awful bias of acting as if the outcome
must be negative, and instead of being friendly in the process, they’re more
than usually oppositional, as if nothing you do is ever right, and that’s
impossible because “even a broken clock would be right twice a day.” Another
thing I find funny is the use of borrowed audacity - the ‘sanj sanj lou’ if you
like.
This piece is not motivated by the
experience that I am about to share, but I think it’s relevant. On one occasion
I volunteered to author a part of a certain document, and I had to swallow my
public speaking phobia to politely attend the validation, but there I became
conscious of the fact that a lot of people comment on issues just for the heck
of ridiculing someone, or probably because they’ve seen others doing it and
they don’t want to appear dumb.
At the end of the validation, I
called all their rectifications "wreck-tifications", because instead
of looking at the substance, mechanical and grammatical accuracy of what was
before them, all their suggestions were badly chosen synonyms, half of which I
rejected because the write-up was on a specialised area that required the use
of specialised words. Now instead of talking about the complete waste of my
valuable time, they concluded that I was just another Gambian that cannot stand
criticism.
One of them came to me during coffee
break to ask how hot my seat was. I was appalled that seeing me shaky and
sweating under the AC in my bid to regain composure was all what mattered to
that one. So that she can go home and
gossip about my awkward state, and to probably claim glory for asking stupid
questions.
I think it strips down to being
passionate about nonsense; like I used to be about my observations when I was a
junior auditor. So eventually when the
issues that I thought were valid observations get resolved and I had to go back
to base with nothing but a good evaluation of the client, I used to feel bad,
but now I see things differently. I have grown to realise that the audit
exercise was not for me to inflate my ego, but to add value and to be more
constructive than destructive to the client.
I am not saying the notion is wrong,
but for every Gambian that hates to be critiqued, I think there is an equal
share that cannot appreciate or celebrate anything. If you ask me, don’t be
like me in my junior audit days - “if you can't say something nice (and
constructive), don't say anything at all” - and for those of us that pretend to
be tolerant by asking for advice, criticism or whatever, if you know you’re
going to be distressed by what you’re going to get, then don’t ask for
feedback.
Wednesday, 18 March 2015
The buffering human being...
You know that feeling when you’re
trying to watch an online video with an internet speed like ours, and you have
to wait against your will before it can play without stuttering. Shit’s called
“buffering” - but even more annoying than a buffering video is a buffering human
being.
You know those yawn-inducing people
that are so slow on the uptake that you cannot even engage them in ordinary
gossip without getting upset, because they’ll want you to go into every detail,
as if you’re that pathetic.
See this gossip that I engaged in
for instance:
“Boy, I think Ojo is bored of his
girl.” He asked: “which Ojo?” I murmured: “the one standing behind.” Then he
said: “but there is no Ojo behind you.” Now I retorted but softly: “Shhh! I
mean Ebou, “Ojo” is just a code.” Now he got it, but he asked: “why did you say
he’s bored?” I said “because he flirts with every girl he chances on.” Now he
wants to know the names of those girls, where they live, how “Ojo” flirted with
them, how I knew it was a flirt, and so on - In the end, I just had to give the
fuck up
A common ailment between an idiot, a
retard and a person like this is the inability to quickly overstand issues or
to draw logical conclusions.
Theirs is not unlike the
Donkey-Syndrome. Remember I once said on here that the reason why the donkey
brays at the dead of night is because that’s the time it can make sense of the
day's events. So whenever it calls something to mind and a certain humour
strikes, it goes about hee-hawing the whole place – and you know you're
not unlike a "buffering person" if you cannot make sense out of this
piece *winks*
Tuesday, 17 March 2015
Food for thought…
How many times have you not closed
your eyes to a wrong simply because it was committed by someone you lionise?
Haven’t you ever competed with poor people for something that was provided or
given for free, and despite having the means to pay for it?
Tell me you’ve never borrowed and
didn’t return, or employed the services of broke people without giving them
something in proportion to their hectic labour? Tell me you’ve never used
anyone as trampoline, betrayed or played game on anyone, or have someone jumped
for your own personal benefit?
Tell me you’ve never left someone
grumbling about his troubles, when in secret you’re hoarding more than enough
to change his life? Tell me you’ve never offered a price too high or set a
price too low to something and only because you want to deprive someone from
getting that thing?
How many times haven’t you preached
that people should learn to help each other, but as it happens you don’t have a
single person on your own record? Have you not ever shown someone empathy on
account of a misfortune, only to go behind his back and proclaim that his
condition is but a deserved retribution? (defko Moye)
Haven’t you made someone appear to
be the perpetrator of a wrong that you personally committed – and even if the
wrong was as small as farting in public - but now you have the effrontery to
pretend to be very caring or perhaps the realest and coolest thing since
kool-aid?
Monday, 16 March 2015
Simple is sexy!
Every woman is beautiful, but beauty
can be enhanced or cheapened by the appropriateness or inappropriateness of
what one attires oneself, and it doesn’t matter if Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana,
Coco Chanel or Fendi is what it is - if it’s a fail, it’s a fail.
See, some of us that believe in omens don’t take the first things that we catch sight of lightly. If you’re the first
thing I come across, on a Monday morning especially, and you’re ruthlessly
dressed in some lamely accepted figure-hostile outfit, like you’re modelling
for a charity shop; I am going to go back to bed, knowing that my hustle’s
already messed up.
For my part, a lady doesn't have to
look like a colouring book to be beautiful, and certainly not like the female
version of Lat Dior Ngoneh Latir Diop. Being dressed in something simple and
figure-friendly is more pleasing to the eye. This opinion is somewhat dittoed
by the Wolof saying that one should eat what one enjoys, but must wear what pleases
others. (Laykal lula nekh, waaye solal lu nekh nit nyi) – Have a
great week ahead!
Sunday, 15 March 2015
Life goes on!
It is heartbreaking to come upon a
friend that you used to ride it out with, and only to realise that he’s now
mentally ill. Especially not just a friend, but a true ride or die, an epitome
of genuine loyalty, always down for you regardless. One that will never think
about giving up his integrity for anything hostile to what you had, much less
try to cause your downfall.
You started reminiscing on the good
old times, and how y’all used to share dreams of a bigger life, but by Allah’s
guidance you survived the game that he got messed up at. Now you’re sad, seeing
him in a state that you could've been in. You so badly want to help, but what
do you know about mental health. You find it retarded that folks are making fun
of his illness, discounting the fact that it could've been them or theirs.
Someone said “at its best, life is
completely unpredictable” and he’s right. Things will always change and
sometimes all wrong. Friends will come and go. Some will be successful, build
new identities, some will remain on the breadline, some will make friends in
accordance with their new standings, others will preserve their humbleness,
some will travel abroad and go native, some will die young, some clinically
insane, some junkies, some incarcerated, some will lengthen their beards and be
holier than everyone, some considered apostates, some shameless sycophants, and
so on.
The unexpected will force certain
autobiographies to be rewritten, but at the end of the day, strength demands
that we take comfort in knowing that no matter what happens next, life will
still go one and we must become accustomed to that. May our individual stories
be afforded happy endings. Speedy recovery to those in poor health, whether
mind or body. May all departed souls find eternal peace.
Saturday, 14 March 2015
Stages of growth...
For as long as you live, you’ll come
across people with different stages of growth - you’ll meet grown people,
growing people, growable people, not-quite-grown people, overgrown people,
undergrown people, ungrowable people, and even people refusing to grow.
With the first two, you’ll feel
great, comfortable and in safe hands. If the second two are given a little
face-lift, they can be fun to be with. For the third two, perhaps their Creator
will someday come down from heaven to save them.
The remaining two may not
necessarily be as stupid as people think. They're “attention-junkies”, and
their sad drama is created to have everyone focused on them. If you ask me, the
best way to deal with them is refusing to deal with them. You cannot afford the
rehab...and don’t say I didn't warn you!
Friday, 13 March 2015
When guys put on airs...
If you think behaving like scripts
that are scripted to be slyly acted is a ladies thing, you've not met a guy
putting on airs yet, particularly he who thinks he’s done something awesome,
but unsung because the paparazzi are too jealous of him. So he becomes a
self-publicist, spamming and abusing hashtags until nobody
cares anymore.
Maybe you've not seen a guy acting
tough, especially when females are around to say “WOAH! Did you see how he
stood up to that dangerous guy?” – The verbal onslaught is situation-provoked,
like the kind of nerve that one runs up a flagpole to see if folks will salute,
but behind the scenes, they're all wimps. Schoolyard and street veterans should
know what I am talking about.
Perhaps you've not had a contrary
opinion with a guy trying to flex intellect on social media. You’ll be forced
to get a dictionary close by, because he’ll bombard you with words that you
never knew existed, acting as if you’re beneath his level of evolution, or
probably born and raised in a wildlife park. You know, that imaginary command
of incontestable influence.
Weirdly enough, people that are fond
of arguing for the heck of it are mostly the easily angered ones, especially
when the dissenting person happens to be a ‘domi bajen’, like someone who’s
competent at getting his own back, and he gives them a dose of their own
medicine - they start to freak out, failing to take the cause of the drama into
account.
Maybe you've also not met the ‘pseudo-badmen’
and their overblown feeling of significance. Those ones, what real men find
misguided and dumb, like preying on the weak or disrespecting their women is
the standard by which they measure their ‘badman-ness’. I don’t know, maybe
they take too much notice of Chris Brown's daring acts, and it appears that
their Rihanna(s) also find their badly chosen conducts very attractive.
Now in case someone is raring to ask
what about me – I am one nosy dude who’s terribly absorbed in himself, but I'm
working on my own disorder. In fact, give me two more years and I will bring
home an international ‘Medal of Honour’ for awesomeness
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