“Top Rechu”

He decided to wrap up his vacation with a final fling, and luckily it was Valentine’s, so he went to this place of escape that was trending at the time and for a final night adventure. He was able to hook up with this young lady, who was only 19, but gifted with a 25 year old package. She was fit, fine and provokingly dressed, and flirting like Mia Khalifa

I don’t know, I guess the man’s blown-up swagger or probably the fragrance of his cologne intoxicated her, and she consented to a one night thingy - you know, that absolutely no strings attached thingy, and certainly no fears about being stalked in the future - In fact who cares if she’ll ever see him again.

To be brief, nine months afterwards, and that’s just roughly speaking, that never-to-be-repeated thingy turned into a windfall, a newborn actually. Now she’s confused, she can’t even figure who to name the newborn after, because according to the grapevine, all she knew about him was that he went by the name ‘Top Shotta.’

Her grandma was thrilled that the young lady brought forth a grandchild. She was like: ‘Lee Khewal La Dorm, Nyun Barri Wunj’, meaning it was a blessing to their not so large family. Now her mom’s so furious. She retorted that the baby be named “Top Rechu”” – I thought she was being sarcastic but she said: “Su Yakamti Ak Gawantu Jurray Dorm, Rechu Am Si Turando” [regret is what is begotten when impatience and undue excitement have a baby]