Valentine’s Day - Ground Rule!

For those of you that observed ‘Anti-Valentine's Day’ on February 13th, your reminders and lectures about the essence of Valentine's Day are all noted. They are well intentioned and honourable, but at the end of the day, the natural expectation from folks is either to hear and obey or disobey - but then y’all have done what is expected of you.

Now you can loosen up, take a chill pill and allow ‘pro-Valentine's Day’ celebrants to celebrate love, because in the end, whether it is love or lust that is in the air is none of your business, but if not played safe and within the rules of the game, shit (Dorhoti Gaylem) will come to light and mostly not beyond November, nine months later that is - and if anyone wants to pester you with their mess, tell them it's still none of your business.

And those of you celebrating the day should also try not to make lonely people extremely depressed by broadcasting everything on social media, but if you must, don't be selective, let it be a comprehensive broadcast, to include every crushing anguish or emotional distress that some of y’all will unsurprisingly stumble upon.

Still in the name of tolerance, come February 15th, allow others to also observe their ‘Valentine’s Day Postmortem’ - you know, give recount of who was dressed in what - who went out with who, leaving who behind - who ditched who - who was screwed and ditched by who - whose best friend knifed who, and all that.