Thursday, 2 April 2015

If you think the devil is a liar...

If you think the devil is a liar, you've not heard from someone trying to buy time for an appointment he is running late for. The person can be at home or even in the shower and claim to be just a split second away.

I know someone like that –when he tells you “Hai boy, mangi ni aksi na, giss nala sah” (like he’s almost there and is even seeing you), you can go to Fatoto and back, because he’s donkey’s miles away, and when all his convincing lies are exhausted, something that was never an issue is held responsible, traffic mostly. 

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