Customer care ingrates...

When he is looking for a woman to complete him, the average man is as soft as the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis - ask the in-laws. But give him a wife and watch him behave as if he’s bought himself a tool to vent his anger on. But this is why most consecrated unions end up so damn desecrated.

But if you think these men are ungrateful, you have not met a typical customer care employee. When they’re not in a job and are looking for one, they can be as obedient as a puppet, but give them one and create ingrates. They’ll start acting like they’re doing everyone including the boss a favour. Some of them won’t even wait to serve their probation before pushing their mood down everyone’s throat.

I remember debating against the motto that: “the customer is always right.” I thought the slogan gives too much authority to the customer,  knowing how hard to please some can be. But how can I stand up for someone with zero hospitality in her DNA, or for someone who knows no better way to make up for her insecurities than passing her it on to those who’re supposed to be her business?